Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.