What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.