What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.