What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.