What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.