What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.