What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.