What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get