What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

English Jokes More English Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.