What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.