How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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Mowed 'em.

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You poke 'em on.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."