How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."