How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.