What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.