What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.