What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant