On a blind date
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Guden Tight
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
A: On a blind date!