On a blind date
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
A: On a blind date!
by Miles Apart
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"