How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.