How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

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How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.