To bask in social approval.
To fry the chicken.
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
A snapshot.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.