Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.