Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.