Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.