What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !