Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.