What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!