Peach Jokes

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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In bits and pieces.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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