What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.