How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.