How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks