What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one