What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.