What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What did the painter say to the wall?

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Bolt upright.

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.