Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh