Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh