What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.