What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.