What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.