What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!