What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.