What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business