What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin