Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium