A snowfake.
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Artificial Swedeners.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
She's the one with dirty knees.
I tell you tomorrow.
Do You Hear what I Hear?
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
Snowballs !
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
She wanted to be on time.
A little plaque.
Patty O'furniture.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
He began to feel Merry.
An ill-eagle
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
