A snowfake.
Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.
Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not
Because its white and it works.
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
By the way it Goebbels
Jungle Bells
Fleas Navidad
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Frost bite !
Ice caps !
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.
They are both santa clauses.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
At the university.
he's not a mourning person
