A snowfake.
He's a keeper"
A. A power failure.
They aren't late.. They aren't coming.
A Brazilian!
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Because I saw so."
Jungle bells.
Cancer
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
You get a frostbite!
On his birthday flake!
It checks the tornado watch.
Time to get a new watchdog.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
Four years in an Ivy League school!
A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)
Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
An ill-eagle
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
Con unhinged !
At the university.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
