What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.