What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What are some pros of living in Switzerland?

Well the flag is a big plus

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.