A snowfake.
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On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
Con unhinged !
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
A condescending con descending.
Lonely.
My bike
Snowblower
Iced lolly.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
A condescending con descending
Because it's too cold out tide.
Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.
A con-fession.