A snowfake.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
Con unhinged !
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
You can hear their brooms tick!
It stares.
A condescending condescending
Hey, watch this.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
A pig in a blanket.
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
They probably have a spare.
Anglican.
None attended the University of Miami.
He thinks one step ahead
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
