What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!