Hang on a minute."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A con-fession.
Cell Phones.
A small medium at large!
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Neil.
A Kong - vict !
Ju-Haul
Because it's harder to pick up.
A Cellfie.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
Cell phones.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Punch line in comments)
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.
It really has a lot of ups and downs
A: Root position cords.
When they blow, you got no power!!
No strings attached
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Feeling a little horse.
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.
Use the fork, Luke.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
