Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.