Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
He thought they had delivery service.
I think we should sea otter people.
Because he's black.
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Look for gray hares.
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
They have no legs to pull !
Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Two fingers.
Denim denim denim
It'd be a waste of time.
Made you look!
They're both X-Men.
They are both X-Men
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
Bouncy Beyonce.
