Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Altright, altright, altright
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
From the looks of it, your dad won
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
She pulled her pants up.
A: It loses its cool.
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
Second Caribou: A maybee.
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
That's a huge axe man!
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
There's a vas deferens.
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."
I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
Family practice
