Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
To teach their kids how to walk.
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Pulled a muscle.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
The second one !
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
He split a seam in his blue ones.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
That's a huge axe man!
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
There's a vas deferens.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Family practice
