Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"