Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.