Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...