Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

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Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.