Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer