Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.