Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.