What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.