Response: In programming course.
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
Because he was always lost at C!
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)