What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)