Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.