Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.