Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
He used an eyepatch
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Because they got lost at C.
They keep getting lost at sea.
His bean-stock went up.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
Rigor tortoise.
