How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.