Quit being nosey.
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He nose what he's doing
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
His hand caught fire.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Both want to be real boys
His hand caught on fire.
when his hand caught fire!!
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
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Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
He caught on fire.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
On the splinternet.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
He wasn't cut out for this.
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
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and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Her coach was a pumpkin
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Elton's John
They turn the stool upside down
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
Throw a flashbang into the room.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
