Quit being nosey.
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He nose what he's doing
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
His hand caught fire.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Both want to be real boys
His hand caught on fire.
when his hand caught fire!!
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
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Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
He caught on fire.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
On the splinternet.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
He wasn't cut out for this.
He wanted to hang with his family.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
Cotton balls
He didn't like nuns.
Because he was anti social.
Because Ken always came in another box.
because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
You see a woman learn her place.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Throw in a load of laundry.