Pinocchio Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.