When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.