When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.