Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!