Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How do Emo kids reward themselves?

Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.