What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What do you call a running chicken?

A: Poultry in motion.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!