What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount