What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.