How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !