Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...