Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......