Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view