Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ?

Begonia bother me !

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view