Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"