What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.