What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.