How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!