How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds