How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!